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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Misadventures in Shopping

What you're about to see may scare you. This is not for the faint of heart. I've been complaining for some time to Daniel that I have no clothes. I went about trying to prove it to him one night and the experience left us both shocked and disturbed. Here is the pile of clothes that no longer fit me or are worthy of allowing social services to take away my child based on my appearance. It was ugly folks.


This is what is left. So pathetic and sad. (P.S. Please nominate me for TLC's "What Not To Wear.")


I was forced to realize two things about myself. One- I hoard old clothes. Don't ask me why...I do such a good job decluttering the rest of my life, but can't seem to let go of ugly shirts from high school. Two- After Marin, my body has taken on a new shape all together. I swear my waist has dropped about 3 inches. I'm not sure why that happened.

Anyway, drastic steps needed to be taken. We hopped in the car on Daniel's day off and headed to the outlets 2 hours away. We thought we'd be smart and leave during Marin's nap time, thinking she'd sleep on the way down. Ha! Yeah right. She was grumpy by the time we got there, especially after getting lost trying to find the place. However, her spirits rose after she was freed from the car and able to walk around.

We had a little success in the first store, but our luck quickly changed as soon as we left that store. What a wash the day turned out to be. You'd think finding a few shirts would be a realistic expectation after visiting 30 different stores, but were we wrong. We did have one funny experience. We went into the Oshkosh store to see if they had any kids stuff on sale and while Daniel and I were making a quick game plan, Marin had sat down, stripped off both her shoes and socks, and was already trying on flip-flops. After Daniel and I composed ourselves we had to convince an 18 month old that she needed to leave her own shoes and socks on, and that we wouldn't be trying on EVERY pair of shoes in the store. I'm not sure where our girly girl came from, but she is GIRL through and through.


A short time later we took a trip to Dairy Queen in an attempt to lighten our collective spirits. Apparently, Marin really liked the ice cream.



Daniel did too. Unfortunately, a short while later, we found out that it didn't like him back. So while Daniel took the next hour and a half to deal with his own issues, Marin decided she had retained enough water to liberate all of NC from their drought and that it was time to let the flood gates go. I kid you not... she completely wet through 4 diapers in the span of 1 hour. I had never seen anything like it. Daniel is nowhere to be seen and I am 18 miles from the car. Marin and I started hoofing it. She screamed the entire way.

By the time we got to the car, Marin had not only soaked through her last diaper, but had now soaked my shirt as well. I hadn't been able to find any shirts all day, as previously mentioned, so I walked around for the last hour of our shopping trip in a pee shirt. All in all, we didn't get much accomplished but we all made it home in one piece. My closet situation...remains the same.

6 comments:

Lindsay said...

The true sign of motherhood: your clothes can never be clean. They will always have pee, boogers, spit-up, food, marker, and/or something sticky that you're not quite sure where it came from on them. Good luck finding some clothes!

Gretchen said...

Katie, Sounds like you need a personal shopper! Hmmm ... wonder where you could find someone who likes to shop? :-)

Megan said...

We are so on the same page. I think I have about 5 shirts to my name that I can wear in public. Adam has told me over and over again to go shopping but I just can't bring myself to do it because I know it will be a waste of time. I also need some new pants...I can't think of anything worse than shopping for pants (besides a bra maybe!).

Rachel said...

That sounds like a pretty miserable day, better luck next time if you ever try again. I tend to have a hard time throwing clothes away too, Joel tries to help me but I'm a lost cause.

Camie said...

I think I should come visit and we should go shopping. I had to go to Target before I went to work today to buy a shirt to wear. I bought one for tomorrow too.

Harris Family said...

Haven't seen a post for a while! Let us know what you are up to!